invisible alien

''The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits'' yes that is albert einstein because i am an intellectual piece of crap. my name is matilde and i live in norway, but do not under any circumstances associate me with the fox. if you're cool and think i'm cool that's awesome, just leave a message and ask for my kik and we'll be friends i promise, ok bye

iworkfornickfury:

dearjacquelinee:

sometimes i think i miss high school and then..this is pretty accurate

one time i was in class in middle school and i was eating a beef jerky slim jim and the teacher said “stop eating that unless you have enough to share” so i pulled out a box of 200 slim jims (from costco of course) and the teacher fucking confiscated it.

iworkfornickfury:

dearjacquelinee:

sometimes i think i miss high school and then..this is pretty accurate

one time i was in class in middle school and i was eating a beef jerky slim jim and the teacher said “stop eating that unless you have enough to share” so i pulled out a box of 200 slim jims (from costco of course) and the teacher fucking confiscated it.

(Source: ramblers-ghost, via newzealandvevo)

  • Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
  • Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
  • Guy: Well...yeah.
  • Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you

magneito:

magneito:

does anyone else remember the shrek version of american idol that was in the bonus features of shrek 2 or was that just some crazy dream i had

image

its real

(Source: magneito, via googlehangout)

kxsxy:

Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass

Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts

(via lohanthony)